Redneck At Heart

Lets cook! 

Well, I was sittin' at the table with the big boss from New York 
When I looked down and noticed that they'd given me two forks 
I thought, what a waste, I only use one hand at a time 
Then the waiter came and poured a Cabernet '69. 
I had my heart set on a Lonestar 
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart. 

A pretty lady said lets dance, well, how could I refuse 
I said alright, but if you don't mind the next time I'll ask you 
Well, there I was with the orchestra playing "In the Mood" 
I had two left feet, I said I must admit it's not what I'm used to. 
I'd rather two-step to a pedal steel guitar 
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart. 

Chorus: 
I'm a redneck, well, a two piece suit don't change what's deep inside 
Just give me a mountain and a four-wheel drive 
I'll eat the fish, you can keep the caviar 
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart. 

Monday morning back at work and it's the same old grind, Lord, Lord 
A stack of papers on my desk and L.A. on the line 
I sneak off on a coffee break and read my Field and Stream 
I drink my Lipton's Cup O' Soup while floating down a dream. 
You won't find it written on my business card 
But I'm just a redneck at heart. 

Chorus: 
I'm a redneck, well, a two piece suit don't change what's deep inside 
Just give me a mountain and a four-wheel drive 
I'll eat the fish, you can keep the caviar 
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart. 

Chorus: 
I'm a redneck, well, a two piece suit don't change what's deep inside 
Just give me a mountain and a four-wheel drive 
I'll eat the fish, you can keep the caviar 
Well, I'm just a redneck at heart. 

I'm just a redneck at heart 
Yes, I am!...